Thursday 10 December 2009

'Deadline Manager' vacancy

Do you know what a deadline is and what the word means? Then you could be just the person we're looking for. The in-house advertising department of a well-known brand has informed us that their marketing department is in dire need of a 'Deadline' professional who knows a thing or two about timings.

A good understanding of months of the year and days of the week would be a major requirement in your application, and any additional knowledge of hours, minutes and seconds would be a distinct advantage.
Priority will be given to applicants who can demonstrate real-life examples of them having adhered to a deadline at least three times in their career.