I've been hearing whispers about a new type of trendy meeting. It's called the 'Tissue Meeting'. Now as I'm the type of person who gets his nose wipes from the toilet roll I wondered what on earth this could mean. Is office space so expensive that people are expected to hold meetings in the WC. And would that be in a cubical or by the taps.
I've known a few advertising types in my time who have a penchant for meeting in the cubicals for one reason or another. But I don't recall anyone using the term 'tissue meeting' to arrange such a rendezvous. "Hey. I've got some great gear. Fancy a tissue meeting in the toilet?"
There's only one reason why someone would define a meeting as a'Tissue Meeting'. That's because the people who organise one have got their heads so far up their arses - that they need something to wipe away all the crap.
I'm not sure if the last comment is an actual comment or just someone signing their name. If the person concerned could please clarify then I will be in a much better position to consider a response.
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